Chemistry major? Need to memorize which elements are metals and keep forgetting the atomic mass of oxygen? No need to study long hours anymore burning the midnight oil instead pop in the shower and relax as you educate yourself on the wonders of science.
Finally you can gamble and drink at the same time from the comfort of your own home and not worry about mortgaging your house or depleting little Johnny's college fund. Place the ball on the wheel take a spin and watch your friends lose the shirt off their back.
Quite possibly the most innovative invention since the interwebs the 3D printer will allow you to explore you creativity to new heights. The practicality and epicness of this little device knows no bounds. Print anything you can dream up and more. Need new jewelry for your girlfriend's birthday and too cheap to buy it - BOOM Print it. Need a nail, screw or gear and too lazy to go to the store - BOOM print it. Let your imagination come to life with this Aflina 3D Printer.
The truth is out there and now you can help find it with this amazing UFO detector. This detector monitors the surrounding areas for magnetic and electromagnetic anomalies and alerts you with 16 flashing LED's and simultaneous beeping. You may not be as attractive as Fox Mulder but now you can at least believe the lie.