Fascinations USB Desktop Aquarium

Sure your boss’s desk may have a cool stapler or a nifty pencil case but he certainly doesn’t have one of these. Move over that picture of your family and make real use of your desk space with this awesome USB desktop aquarium.

$34.42

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  • The De-Textbook: The Stuff You Didn’t Know About the Stuff You Thought You Knew

    You are an idiot.

    Don't get defensive! It's not your fault. For decades your teachers, authority figures and textbooks have been lying to you. You do not have five senses. Your tongue doesn't have neatly segregated taste-bud zones. You don't know what the pyramids really looked like. You're even pooping wrong - Jesus, you're a wreck!

    But it's going to be okay. Because we're here to help. Packed with more sexy facts than the Encyclopedia Pornographica, the Cracked De-Textbook will teach you about the true stars of history, why you picture everything from Velociraptors to Ancient Rome incorrectly, and finally, at long last - how to pop a proper squat. This book was built from the ground up to systematically seek out, dismantle and destroy the many untruths that years of misguided education have left festering inside of you, and leave you a smarter person...whether you like it or not. The De-Textbook is a merciless, brutal learning machine. It can't be bargained with. It can't be reasoned with. It doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And it absolutely will not stop, ever, until you are informed.

    $23.00

  • LifeProof iPhone Case

    This little case really is LifeProof. You can use it underwater up to 6 feet which makes it awesome if you want to take pictures underwater with your fancy little phone. Now you don't have to drop thousands of dollars to get those underwater pics like those guys at Natural Geographic. Join the future of underwater awesomeness and grab this case. The case also will handle being dropped form up to 6.6 feet and not damage.

    $44.41

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  • Build-On Brick Mug – BPA-free 12oz Coffee Mug

    Morning meetings suck. We're lucky at ThinkGeek because generally a "morning" meeting starts at 11, so you've got some time to get a cup of coffee in before you have to brain too hard. If you're in a climate where 9 am meetings are the norm, you're going to need more than caffeine to stay awake. Enter the Build-On Brick Mug. It's a coffee mug and construction set all in one! Bring along a handful of your favorite building blocks - it's compatible with LEGO�, PixelBlocks, Mega Bloks, KRE-O, or K'NEX Bricks� - and tinker with a creation while your upper management drones on about things they think are important. What will your mug become? That's up to you! Be sure to send us your Action Shots!

  • Fascinations USB Desktop Aquarium

    Sure your boss's desk may have a cool stapler or a nifty pencil case but he certainly doesn't have one of these. Move over that picture of your family and make real use of your desk space with this awesome USB desktop aquarium.

    $34.42

    via Amazon