Fascinations USB Desktop Aquarium

Sure your boss’s desk may have a cool stapler or a nifty pencil case but he certainly doesn’t have one of these. Move over that picture of your family and make real use of your desk space with this awesome USB desktop aquarium.

$34.42

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  • Cards Against Humanity

    Quite possibly the best drinking game you will ever play in your life. We guarantee this to be the most disgusting, offensive, hilarious game you will ever encounter. The rules are simple each round, one player asks a question from a Black Card, and everyone else answers with their funniest White Card.

    $25.00

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  • The De-Textbook: The Stuff You Didn’t Know About the Stuff You Thought You Knew

    You are an idiot.

    Don't get defensive! It's not your fault. For decades your teachers, authority figures and textbooks have been lying to you. You do not have five senses. Your tongue doesn't have neatly segregated taste-bud zones. You don't know what the pyramids really looked like. You're even pooping wrong - Jesus, you're a wreck!

    But it's going to be okay. Because we're here to help. Packed with more sexy facts than the Encyclopedia Pornographica, the Cracked De-Textbook will teach you about the true stars of history, why you picture everything from Velociraptors to Ancient Rome incorrectly, and finally, at long last - how to pop a proper squat. This book was built from the ground up to systematically seek out, dismantle and destroy the many untruths that years of misguided education have left festering inside of you, and leave you a smarter person...whether you like it or not. The De-Textbook is a merciless, brutal learning machine. It can't be bargained with. It can't be reasoned with. It doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And it absolutely will not stop, ever, until you are informed.

    $23.00

  • Swiss 19-in-1 Keychain Multitool

    Swiss+Tech MMCSSS Micro-Max 19-in-1 Keychain Multitool

    $9.95

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