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Morning meetings suck. We're lucky at ThinkGeek because generally a "morning" meeting starts at 11, so you've got some time to get a cup of coffee in before you have to brain too hard. If you're in a climate where 9 am meetings are the norm, you're going to need more than caffeine to stay awake. Enter the Build-On Brick Mug. It's a coffee mug and construction set all in one! Bring along a handful of your favorite building blocks - it's compatible with LEGO�, PixelBlocks, Mega Bloks, KRE-O, or K'NEX Bricks� - and tinker with a creation while your upper management drones on about things they think are important. What will your mug become? That's up to you! Be sure to send us your Action Shots!