Etch A Sketch iPhone Hard Case

Satitate your retro childhood memories with this Officially Licensed Etch A Sketch iPhone Hard Case.  I’m sure there is an app for that as well.

 

$24.00

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  • Canned Dragon Meat

    Canned Dragon Meat

  • All Ur Bass Bluetooth Capsule Speaker

    All Ur Bass Bluetooth Capsule Speaker The sound from this speaker is rich and loud and strong. It has a wireless range of 26 feet. It's portable and rechargeable via the included USB cable, so you can take it anywhere you choose to take your Blue-tooth enabled devices. No Bluetooth? Just use the included cable for a wired connection Just give this unit a little twist, and it unlocks the auto-expanding resonance chamber, increasing the bass response. Also, because this unit is Bluetooth-enabled, and has a built-in microphone, you can make speakerphone calls on it.

  • The De-Textbook: The Stuff You Didn’t Know About the Stuff You Thought You Knew

    You are an idiot.

    Don't get defensive! It's not your fault. For decades your teachers, authority figures and textbooks have been lying to you. You do not have five senses. Your tongue doesn't have neatly segregated taste-bud zones. You don't know what the pyramids really looked like. You're even pooping wrong - Jesus, you're a wreck!

    But it's going to be okay. Because we're here to help. Packed with more sexy facts than the Encyclopedia Pornographica, the Cracked De-Textbook will teach you about the true stars of history, why you picture everything from Velociraptors to Ancient Rome incorrectly, and finally, at long last - how to pop a proper squat. This book was built from the ground up to systematically seek out, dismantle and destroy the many untruths that years of misguided education have left festering inside of you, and leave you a smarter person...whether you like it or not. The De-Textbook is a merciless, brutal learning machine. It can't be bargained with. It can't be reasoned with. It doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And it absolutely will not stop, ever, until you are informed.

    $23.00

  • Lock N’ Load Gun Alarm Colck

    Finally want to shoot that stupid alarm clock that wakes you up every morning at 7:15AM well now you can. Blast the hell out of the morning and start your day with a bang. You can even practice with two games during your downtime when you finally are awake. The Lock N' Load even lets you record your own voices and sounds so you can make believe you're a jedi knight blasting your way through the morning.

    26.55

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