Classic NES USB Controller

Get your Retrogaming on.  This classic NES controller hooks up to your PC’s USB port to bring you retro arcade gaming fun.  Pair this with a NES emulator and your in 8-bit nirvana!

 

$7.99

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  • Classic NES USB Controller

    Get your Retrogaming on. This classic NES controller hooks up to your PC's USB port to bring you retro arcade gaming fun. Pair this with a NES emulator and your in 8-bit nirvana!

    $7.99

    via Amazon

  • Wooden Desktop Warfare Ballista

    Want to put an end to that office war, tired of Dom asking about those TPS reports, just want to blast away the annoying secretary with the 6 inch blue curly nails. Whatever your office gripe may be they'll know you mean war with this amazing Wooden Desktop Mini Ballista Kit

    $19.89

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  • The De-Textbook: The Stuff You Didn’t Know About the Stuff You Thought You Knew

    You are an idiot.

    Don't get defensive! It's not your fault. For decades your teachers, authority figures and textbooks have been lying to you. You do not have five senses. Your tongue doesn't have neatly segregated taste-bud zones. You don't know what the pyramids really looked like. You're even pooping wrong - Jesus, you're a wreck!

    But it's going to be okay. Because we're here to help. Packed with more sexy facts than the Encyclopedia Pornographica, the Cracked De-Textbook will teach you about the true stars of history, why you picture everything from Velociraptors to Ancient Rome incorrectly, and finally, at long last - how to pop a proper squat. This book was built from the ground up to systematically seek out, dismantle and destroy the many untruths that years of misguided education have left festering inside of you, and leave you a smarter person...whether you like it or not. The De-Textbook is a merciless, brutal learning machine. It can't be bargained with. It can't be reasoned with. It doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And it absolutely will not stop, ever, until you are informed.

    $23.00

  • Skeleton Black Pocket Watch

    Show off your sophistication and style with a true hand wind mechanical pocket watch of the utmost steampunk inspired design. Now people will know you mean business even without a monocle.

    $22.00

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