Portable Boon Glo Nightlight

Still scared of the dark? It’s cool if you are but now you can hide your fears with these great portable nightlights. illuminate your room and stop stumbling over your messes while trying to go to the bathroom.

$69.99

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  • Can You Imagine Party Roulette

    Less 'bang bang you're dead,' more 'boing, pop, you're slightly deaf.' The Balloon Russian Roulette is a harmless version of classic Russian Roulette, taking away the blood, murder case and disposal of a body.

    $16.27

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  • Got Yo Gifts Black Lab Fence Note Holder

    Beautifully laser cut there is not another note holder like it on the market. Stick them anywhere. Give some style to your notes and memos. Independently tested to be twice as sticky as the competition.

    $12.99

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  • The De-Textbook: The Stuff You Didn’t Know About the Stuff You Thought You Knew

    You are an idiot.

    Don't get defensive! It's not your fault. For decades your teachers, authority figures and textbooks have been lying to you. You do not have five senses. Your tongue doesn't have neatly segregated taste-bud zones. You don't know what the pyramids really looked like. You're even pooping wrong - Jesus, you're a wreck!

    But it's going to be okay. Because we're here to help. Packed with more sexy facts than the Encyclopedia Pornographica, the Cracked De-Textbook will teach you about the true stars of history, why you picture everything from Velociraptors to Ancient Rome incorrectly, and finally, at long last - how to pop a proper squat. This book was built from the ground up to systematically seek out, dismantle and destroy the many untruths that years of misguided education have left festering inside of you, and leave you a smarter person...whether you like it or not. The De-Textbook is a merciless, brutal learning machine. It can't be bargained with. It can't be reasoned with. It doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And it absolutely will not stop, ever, until you are informed.

    $23.00

  • Ghost Chili Pepper

    Feeling brave? Feeling crazy? Want to ruin your mouth? Step up be a man and buy the hottest chili pepper in the world at 1,000,000 scovilles.

    $9.33

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