Bacon Adhesive Bandages

What’s better than wrapping your wounds in what looks like bacon? Nothing except eating the bacon but we don’t recommend that. Just don’t go licking your band aid or people might think you’re half cat.

$6.45

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  • Absinthe Flavored Gumballs

    How sophisticated and sexy will you look blowing fairy green bubbles with your Absinthe Gumballs. We really don't know but we do know if you start passing these out at parties you're going to have a much better time than you think.

    $7.24

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  • UFO-02 Detector

    The truth is out there and now you can help find it with this amazing UFO detector. This detector monitors the surrounding areas for magnetic and electromagnetic anomalies and alerts you with 16 flashing LED's and simultaneous beeping. You may not be as attractive as Fox Mulder but now you can at least believe the lie.

    $74.95

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  • Magnetic Poetry Kit: Geek

    Create terabytes of poetry - no connection required! Allow your inner Geek to shine by creating poetry with such words as program, microwave, network, awesome, upload and nachoes. This Magnetic Poetry kit contains over 200 themed magnetic word tiles. Made in the USA.

    $11.95

  • Afinia 3D Printer H-Series

    Quite possibly the most innovative invention since the interwebs the 3D printer will allow you to explore you creativity to new heights. The practicality and epicness of this little device knows no bounds. Print anything you can dream up and more. Need new jewelry for your girlfriend's birthday and too cheap to buy it - BOOM Print it. Need a nail, screw or gear and too lazy to go to the store - BOOM print it. Let your imagination come to life with this Aflina 3D Printer.

    $1,499.00

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