Bacon Adhesive Bandages

What’s better than wrapping your wounds in what looks like bacon? Nothing except eating the bacon but we don’t recommend that. Just don’t go licking your band aid or people might think you’re half cat.

$6.45

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  • Shot Glass Roulette

    Finally you can gamble and drink at the same time from the comfort of your own home and not worry about mortgaging your house or depleting little Johnny's college fund. Place the ball on the wheel take a spin and watch your friends lose the shirt off their back.

    $11.95

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  • Melting Clock

    Can You Imagine Melting Clock

    $10.39

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  • Futurama Planet Express T-shirt

    Futurama Planet Express T-shirt

    $17.95

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  • Zombie Plush Slippers

    Everything you want in a slipper and more, vibrant, colorful and zombie. Now you can blame your grogginess and morning disorientation on zombies instead of binge drinking the night before.

    $29.99

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