Bacon Adhesive Bandages

What’s better than wrapping your wounds in what looks like bacon? Nothing except eating the bacon but we don’t recommend that. Just don’t go licking your band aid or people might think you’re half cat.

$6.45

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  • ThinkGeek Tactical BBQ Apron

    ThinkGeek Tactical BBQ Apron

  • Bamboo Handcrafted Keyboard

    We promise you won't get splinters but you may get the praise and awe of everyone around you who thinks you've won 1000 Internets. Nothing says classier than a 100% hand carved bamboo keyboard to add to your awesome desktop rig. Show off to mom and the rest of the naysayers that your $2,000 cold steel desktop has some character and warmth.

    $58.83

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  • LEGO Heavy Weapons

    Certainly the most badass LEGO building instructions you're going to find. LEGO Heavy Weapons provides you with the schematics to build a Desert Eagle handgun with working kickback, an AKS-74U assault rifle with a rifle stock that folds, and a bolt-action Lee Enfield sniper rifle.

    $16.47

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  • Strato Chess

    Just because you can whip your 11 year old brother's ass in chess doesn't make you a Grand Master. Until you've conquered Strato Chess you're just playing another boring chess game. Strato Chess takes chess to the 3rd dimension allowing players to maximize their strategy and play on a multi-tiered board.

    $29.42

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