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Certainly the most badass LEGO building instructions you're going to find. LEGO Heavy Weapons provides you with the schematics to build a Desert Eagle handgun with working kickback, an AKS-74U assault rifle with a rifle stock that folds, and a bolt-action Lee Enfield sniper rifle.
Just because you can whip your 11 year old brother's ass in chess doesn't make you a Grand Master. Until you've conquered Strato Chess you're just playing another boring chess game. Strato Chess takes chess to the 3rd dimension allowing players to maximize their strategy and play on a multi-tiered board.