Afinia 3D Printer H-Series

Quite possibly the most innovative invention since the interwebs the 3D printer will allow you to explore you creativity to new heights. The practicality and epicness of this little device knows no bounds. Print anything you can dream up and more. Need new jewelry for your girlfriend’s birthday and too cheap to buy it – BOOM Print it. Need a nail, screw or gear and too lazy to go to the store – BOOM print it. Let your imagination come to life with this Aflina 3D Printer.

$1,499.00

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  • Toysmith Water Rocket Kit

    What little boy or girl doesn't have dreams of soaring across the universe. Well, you probably will never be an astronaut but you can blast into the skies with this awesome Water Rocket Kit.

    $15.39

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  • The De-Textbook: The Stuff You Didn’t Know About the Stuff You Thought You Knew

    You are an idiot.

    Don't get defensive! It's not your fault. For decades your teachers, authority figures and textbooks have been lying to you. You do not have five senses. Your tongue doesn't have neatly segregated taste-bud zones. You don't know what the pyramids really looked like. You're even pooping wrong - Jesus, you're a wreck!

    But it's going to be okay. Because we're here to help. Packed with more sexy facts than the Encyclopedia Pornographica, the Cracked De-Textbook will teach you about the true stars of history, why you picture everything from Velociraptors to Ancient Rome incorrectly, and finally, at long last - how to pop a proper squat. This book was built from the ground up to systematically seek out, dismantle and destroy the many untruths that years of misguided education have left festering inside of you, and leave you a smarter person...whether you like it or not. The De-Textbook is a merciless, brutal learning machine. It can't be bargained with. It can't be reasoned with. It doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And it absolutely will not stop, ever, until you are informed.

    $23.00

  • Puzzlebox Orbit

    Ever wish you could control flying objects with your mind? Well now you can! Puzzlebox Orbit is a spherical helicopter that allows you to control its movements with your brain! Dazzle your friends and impress your cat with this cool mind controlled flying machine. Just don't take it too far Professor Xavier..

    $199.00

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  • Star Trek Enterprise Pizza Cutter

    Slice pizza at wrap speed and boldly take your pizza where no pizza has gone before. Enjoy this Star Trek Enterprise Pizza Cutter that works well under zero gravity and will be a hit among man and Klingon alike.

    $20.00

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