Star Wars Darth Vader Apron

Now you can embody your favorite Star Wars villain, Darth Vader! Well, at least while you’re in the kitchen. Great for outdoor BBQs or just baking at home. This 100% polyester apron fits most adults and is machine washable….


Canned Dragon Meat

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The De-Textbook: The Stuff You Didn’t Know About the Stuff You Thought You Knew

You are an idiot. Don’t get defensive! It’s not your fault. For decades your teachers, authority figures and textbooks have been lying to you. You do not have five senses. Your tongue doesn’t have neatly segregated taste-bud zones. You…


Schrodingers Cat Executive Decision Maker

Helps you make tough decisions! Schrodinger’s Cat will give you an answer – Alive or Dead. A great gift! Schrodinger’s Cat will help you make tough decisions! If you’re having trouble deciding between things often, then Schrodinger’s Cat can…


There are a lot of scary things out there. But here at ThinkGeek Mindlabs(TM) we think there are certainly few things scarier than one’s own imagination. The human mind can play Insert alternative description here devious tricks on itself,…

Build-On Brick Mug – BPA-free 12oz Coffee Mug

Morning meetings suck. We’re lucky at ThinkGeek because generally a “morning” meeting starts at 11, so you’ve got some time to get a cup of coffee in before you have to brain too hard. If you’re in a climate…

ThinkGeek Building Brick Slippers Red One Size Fits Most

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ThinkGeek Tactical BBQ Apron

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The Official BS Button

This straight-talking BS Button allows you to call BS whenever you see it! Simply press the red buzzer to make it light up, buzz loudly and announce, That was BS! or shout, BS detected, take precautions! over a wailing…


Offensive Business Cards

Stay classy while still speaking your mind with these offensive business cards. With eight different types of insults included, you’ll have an insult for a variety of situations. The offensive business cards include the following templates:

– You smell
– You…


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